Guess what friends?? IM ENGAGED!! Haha AHHHHHHHHH

I threw up in the LA parking lot on my way into work. Kill me now..

Customer: "Do you guys have a bag?" Ben: "That's a personal question."

Ben: "this is an a-b conversation......so shut up and die!"

Ben and Kevin are practicing their ninja skills in scoops.

Sifting through the change that a customer handed me, I realized one of the quarters was actually a pendant engraved with the words "Kiss me." I refused.

bekah: "Hey sir, would you touch the bun for me to see if its hot?" customer: "oh its hot!"

Sarah just informed me that she had a dream once that Gus was a superhero. Haha

Andrew banging frozen hot dogs against the counter: "They're too hard!"

So im pretty much litteraly sitting in lagoon with two guys that insist on going on the pocket a million times. Me no likey!

Tired Much?

Beckah may or may not have been tired at work today.  After all, we had been there almost all day doing basically nothing. We thought it was a good place for her to hide from others and sleep. haha

Cute auditer is married! Pooh.

Andrew: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Friday June 24th turned out to be quite an interesting day.

To start things off, I worked a grueling day of 7:30-5 today. Open to close. 9 and a half hours.
1st thing: Hugh Jackman came into Scoops today. Or at least someone who could totally play his double as Wolverine. He even had the sideburns going down his jaw line.
2nd thing: The Pepsi machine drain connection came apart today. Counter=Flooded. Like crazy. So we moved everything off the counter and tried to soak up the water, but didn't succeed too well. Someone came in later and fixed the connection. Hallelujah.
3rd thing: Our manager, was helping us a lot with the Pepsi machine thing.  As he walked behind the counter I came to the realization that he was singing. Not only was he singing, but he was singing "Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world." haha Twas wonderful. Then he tried to make us sing with him, but Alison told him it's funner to just listen to him. Later I was singing with the music without thinking about it and he said "Yes! Sing!"

Hooray for interesting days. :)

Customer: "Do you guys sell PCs? I left mine at home..."

Customer sets two mustard packets on the counter. "How much for these?"

Someone came into scoops last night to get something. He came up to the counter to pay and yeah, there was a spider crawling up his shirt. He hit it off. Eew.

"Can I have a word with you Brittnee?!" (In a fatherly tone.)

Throwing water at customers and yelling "Wet T-shirt competition!!" (everyone wins)

Accidentally said "Hola!" to a hispanic customer. She immediately started talking excitedly in spanish to me. I could only awkwardly reply with "bueno!"

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-NF

"You're a quarter short". . . Said to the customer in an attempt to gain a quarter for themselves. -NH

A professor walked in on a Thursday night and said "about 10 people are coming in to get ice cream" our response? "well....good luck" the freezer was defrosted

"Is there a debit option?"

Customer: "Do I get a discount if I work here?"

The school is being held hostage by Rabecca Black. A fraternity is playing "It's Friday" on repeat until they raise enough money.

Nathaniel: "Just the refill?" Same guy who comes in every single day: "Yes. And I'm faculty."

Lol! AJ was supposed to cover for michelle today but he never showed up. She had to come in.

"I'm a UVU employee..."

"Is that with my discount?"

I had a customer threaten to beat up whoever "punched" me. He thought the birthmark on my lip was a bruise. I actually had to really calm him down!!

One day a customer asked if I knew about the Book of Mormon....i said yes and he gave me a pass a long card to give to someone else, off the clock of course

Only 4 more hours left of my 10 and a half hour shift.

Which smells worse: Dentists or Doctors?

Discussing dental whoas. Btw Alison got braces.

I don't know my own strength...

Customer: "I told my mom that tomorrow would be the end of the world and she said 'What are you wearing?!'"

Spirit shop is squeezing the bored lives out of shell and me! in case anyone was wondering...come feed us!!

Customer: "Are your hotdogs good?" Response: "They are Nathan's weiners." Customer: "Who?! Is that a personal donation?"

Today we've been asking customers how they plan to spend their last day on earth. (Doomsday is on May 21st) lol!

I have a history of making awkward situations even more awkward. For instance, when this girl came up to the register with a mysterious blue box what I should have said was NOTHING. What I did say was "Breakfast for champions?" Unfortunately, it turned out to be a box of Tampex... -NF

Scoops rocks!