Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Accidentally said "Hola!" to a hispanic customer. She immediately started talking excitedly in spanish to me. I could only awkwardly reply with "bueno!"

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-NF

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

"You're a quarter short". . . Said to the customer in an attempt to gain a quarter for themselves. -NH

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

A professor walked in on a Thursday night and said "about 10 people are coming in to get ice cream" our response? "well....good luck" the freezer was defrosted

Monday, May 23, 2011

"Is there a debit option?"
Customer: "Do I get a discount if I work here?"
The school is being held hostage by Rabecca Black. A fraternity is playing "It's Friday" on repeat until they raise enough money.
Nathaniel: "Just the refill?" Same guy who comes in every single day: "Yes. And I'm faculty."
Lol! AJ was supposed to cover for michelle today but he never showed up. She had to come in.
"I'm a UVU employee..."
"Is that with my discount?"

Friday, May 20, 2011

I had a customer threaten to beat up whoever "punched" me. He thought the birthmark on my lip was a bruise. I actually had to really calm him down!!
One day a customer asked if I knew about the Book of Mormon....i said yes and he gave me a pass a long card to give to someone else, off the clock of course
Only 4 more hours left of my 10 and a half hour shift.
Which smells worse: Dentists or Doctors?
Discussing dental whoas. Btw Alison got braces.
I don't know my own strength...

Customer: "I told my mom that tomorrow would be the end of the world and she said 'What are you wearing?!'"
Spirit shop is squeezing the bored lives out of shell and me! in case anyone was wondering...come feed us!!
Customer: "Are your hotdogs good?" Response: "They are Nathan's weiners." Customer: "Who?! Is that a personal donation?"


Today we've been asking customers how they plan to spend their last day on earth. (Doomsday is on May 21st) lol!
I have a history of making awkward situations even more awkward. For instance, when this girl came up to the register with a mysterious blue box what I should have said was NOTHING. What I did say was "Breakfast for champions?" Unfortunately, it turned out to be a box of Tampex... -NF
Scoops rocks!